azraelz_angel

So you know you read something and it has every bad - really bad - sex cliche in it? And you laugh out loud because it is so freaking bad that it's hilarious?

Yeah. Found one.

Only the worst part is that I think the author meant it be serious. *frowns*

Before you click on the link, let's just be clear that I'm probably going to be perceived as a big, big bitch for linking to this. And while I shouldn't probably point these things out I do. Do I sometimes wonder if I'm too bitchy to people? Yes. But then said people write things like you will find below and I start to think I'm not all that bitchy after all.

EDIT: I'm cutting and pasting the story here rather than link directly because apparently I have a tiny little heart.

( Story Within )

Bad porn should not be allowed.

Words/phrases that should not be allowed to be put into porn lest it turn into a laughable thing:

erect member
her eager channel
he dumped his potent seed
She felt his hot cum as it shot out of him and splattered inside her. It felt so good!
he squirted his baby fluid into her
Some of his essence drizzled out of her but she didn't care.
making his rod rub her 'g' spot
She exploded in a shower of cum and lust as he emptied his seed into her

While I may be a bad person, I don't write bad porn.