[personal profile] azraelz_angel
So, I love reading Snapple's "Real Facts" located under the lid of the Snapple bottle.

Today's "Real Fact" #123:
Beavers were once the size of bears.


Can you seriously imagine a beaver, the size of a freaking bear, coming after you for fucking with its dam???

Seriously?

I'd shit my pants. No doubt about it.

Date: 2008-07-08 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malana.livejournal.com
Holy god, that is a terrifying thought.

Date: 2008-07-08 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exposed1.livejournal.com
Beavers are vicious too! And climbing a tree in hopes of getting away would not help... nor swimming away. Can they walk fast on land?

Date: 2008-07-08 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avamclean.livejournal.com
*snort*

Have up stopped to contemplate how big the damn bears were back then yet? ;)

Date: 2008-07-09 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] satyrnfive.livejournal.com
Maybe they meant the Beaver family...Jim Beaver's grandfather might have been HUGE!

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