Funny Santa Letters :)

[azraelz_angel]

Stolen from angelstart :)

Oh my god - these are just too funny. Here are a collection of my favorite :)

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Saturday I helped wendy hide a body (-173 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In April I stole laney_1974's purse (-30 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, exposed1 (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5217 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, azraelz_angel

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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I turned blue_icy_rose in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In November I gave keyweegirlie a kidney (1000 points). In May I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In March I put money in johnsgillygirl's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Overall, I've been nice (1371 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, azraelz_angel

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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I broke antarasheart's X-Box (-12 points). Last Friday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In March on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In October avamclean and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Monday I gave sasskitten a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-33 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, azraelz_angel

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*dies*

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday I pulled over and changed killerweasel's flat tire (15 points). Last Thursday I set avamclean's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last month I put money in jadedicons's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, keyweegirlie (-5000 points). Last Sunday I helped kaylashay81 see the light (8 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5029 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, azraelz_angel

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Oh god, these shouldn't be as funny as they are:

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In January I stole eboniorchid's purse (-30 points). In July on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In February I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-416 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, azraelz_angel

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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I pushed angelstart in the mud (-17 points). In October I helped cherryscott see the light (8 points). In November I pulled jinnifanfic's hair (-5 points). In August I pulled over and changed exposed1's flat tire (15 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, azraelz_angel

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Alright, last one:

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In June I helped writingbyebonio see the light (8 points). Last week I bought porn for blue_icy_rose (-10 points). In November I put gum in malana's hair (-12 points). In September I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I pushed kribby in the mud (-17 points). Overall, I've been nice (669 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon! Sincerely, azraelz_angel

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Okay, I'm done, I swear

Comments

[avamclean.livejournal.com]

You killed my puppy!

[azraelz-angel.livejournal.com]

I know, it's wrong, and I should be sorry...but I just can't stop giggling over that!

*hugs*?