*counts on fingers* That's at least 6 porn-a-rific stories. Probably more actually. ;) I'm too lazy to click through your multitude of banners. lol.

Luckily for you me you're not competing against me in any category. I think the way to go is instead of all this individual pimping we need to campaign as a team.

"Lower gas prices! Lower taxes! Vote Hellfire this election day!"